EMU SMUGGLERS

Redneck 'n' Rolls finest exports, EMU SMUGGLERS have finally been released after a decade long hiatus in Emu Plains Correctional Facility.

Originally detained for conspiring to help smuggle injured Emus out of the Great Emu War, EMU SMUGGLERS survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have an Emu problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...EMU SMUGGLERS!